10. You're too pretty to do porno.
(So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?)
9. Your wet vagina must be really worn out.
(Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot
like you out of it.)
8. I would never watch porno. I think it is degrading to women.
(Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign?
And my birthdate?)
7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________?
(Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping
your cause.)
6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos
. (Obviously your mother didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.)
5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week!
(OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to
shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.)
4. I could do porno.
(No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT
audition you!)
3. Are those yours?
(Well, I paid for them.)
2. Do you think you are going to hell?
(Discussing religion with a porno star will get you as far as discussing porno
with your grandmother ... just don't try it.)
1. I wanna take you out on a "real" date.
( I did not realize all my other ones were imaginary.)
